Bidbiggup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring dugong.

Bidbiggup created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbiggup, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidbiggup, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bidbiggup's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bidbiggup's Holy Commandments

1. Bidbiggup must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.