Fidcubdon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing penguin.

Fidcubdon created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidcubdon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fidcubdon, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fidcubdon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fidcubdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Fidcubdon first in all things.