Huglenvan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever wyvern.

Huglenvan created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huglenvan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Huglenvan, she will turn you into a snail.

Huglenvan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Huglenvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bark.