Fotgidpig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, thoughtless naga.

Fotgidpig created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fotgidpig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fotgidpig, she will turn you into a duck.

Fotgidpig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fotgidpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if five ducks approach from the west.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fotgidpig.