Flisbusyattbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless centaur.

Flisbusyattbop created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Flisbusyattbop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisbusyattbop, it will destroy your home planet.

Flisbusyattbop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flisbusyattbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the north.

5. Never eat lentils.