Godcisszig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart cobra.

Godcisszig created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcisszig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godcisszig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Godcisszig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Godcisszig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed peas to porpoises while wearing black dresses.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.