Bemtan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced hare.

Bemtan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemtan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bemtan, it will turn you into a worm.

Bemtan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Do not stand on grass.