Lunkondog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, calm warg.

Lunkondog created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Lunkondog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lunkondog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lunkondog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lunkondog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Lunkondog six times a day.