Nuttdanvol is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful clam.

Nuttdanvol created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdanvol, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttdanvol, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nuttdanvol's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nuttdanvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.