Wigtandun Xuckflydiss is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, narcissistic
hare.
Wigtandun Xuckflydiss created energy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wigtandun Xuckflydiss, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Wigtandun Xuckflydiss, he will throw large rocks at you.
Wigtandun Xuckflydiss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Wigtandun Xuckflydiss' Holy Commandments1. Never feed cucumbers to birds while wearing jumpers.
2. Never think about nebulae.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Wigtandun Xuckflydiss.
4. Wigtandun Xuckflydiss loves sharks, so they must be respected.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.