Legkinpas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, happy turtle.

Legkinpas created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legkinpas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Legkinpas, he will manifest in front of you.

Legkinpas' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Legkinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about rice.