Somhanbomnib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering gerbil.

Somhanbomnib created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Somhanbomnib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somhanbomnib, he will turn you into a sheep.

Somhanbomnib's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Somhanbomnib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven eagles approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.