Nurtrillnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciful fox.

Nurtrillnil created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtrillnil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurtrillnil, it will cry a lot.

Nurtrillnil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nurtrillnil's Holy Commandments

1. Nurtrillnil loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear pink dresses.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtrillnil.