Capbestfar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental ferret.

Capbestfar created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbestfar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capbestfar, it will try to impress you with trees.

Capbestfar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Capbestfar's Holy Commandments

1. Capbestfar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.