Dab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish jaguar.

Dab created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dab's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Dab loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.