Fotfenbit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful lion.

Fotfenbit created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotfenbit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fotfenbit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fotfenbit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fotfenbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Always obey Fotfenbit's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotfenbit.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Pray towards the west.