Censtragxen Podcan Stipbifmip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional wyrm.

Censtragxen Podcan Stipbifmip created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Censtragxen Podcan Stipbifmip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Censtragxen Podcan Stipbifmip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Censtragxen Podcan Stipbifmip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Censtragxen Podcan Stipbifmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Censtragxen Podcan Stipbifmip's priests.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about ducks.