Bumzagmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental dingo.

Bumzagmeg created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Bumzagmeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumzagmeg, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bumzagmeg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bumzagmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Bumzagmeg on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Run away if four shrews approach from the east.

5. Never think about black holes.