Cebdoncam Dunmabfag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest meerkat.

Cebdoncam Dunmabfag created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdoncam Dunmabfag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cebdoncam Dunmabfag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cebdoncam Dunmabfag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cebdoncam Dunmabfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Never wear skirts.