Hitwikfob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy pig.

Hitwikfob created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitwikfob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hitwikfob, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hitwikfob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hitwikfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Fast once a month.