Gedcadnil is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent penguin.

Gedcadnil created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedcadnil, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gedcadnil, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gedcadnil's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gedcadnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Never laugh near pigs.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Always obey Gedcadnil's priests.

5. Do not jump in public.