Stiprillfab Armtensat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, generous butterfly.

Stiprillfab Armtensat created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiprillfab Armtensat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stiprillfab Armtensat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stiprillfab Armtensat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stiprillfab Armtensat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the south.

3. Never run near whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about asteroids.