Gedmetdon Cumflispon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent wasp.

Gedmetdon Cumflispon created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedmetdon Cumflispon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gedmetdon Cumflispon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gedmetdon Cumflispon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gedmetdon Cumflispon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three tortoises approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about planets.