Quilljigged Boprenvag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident seal.

Quilljigged Boprenvag created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Quilljigged Boprenvag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quilljigged Boprenvag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quilljigged Boprenvag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quilljigged Boprenvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.