Wotdunbast is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless centipede.

Wotdunbast created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotdunbast, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wotdunbast, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wotdunbast's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wotdunbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Wotdunbast on top of important buildings.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not bounce in public.