Bogripfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish dragon.

Bogripfoss created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogripfoss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogripfoss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bogripfoss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bogripfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Bogripfoss on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.