Rillyatlig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty chicken.

Rillyatlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillyatlig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillyatlig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rillyatlig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rillyatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Always obey Rillyatlig's priests.

5. Never sit near grasshopers.