Pomgetqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent mongoose.

Pomgetqueeg created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgetqueeg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pomgetqueeg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pomgetqueeg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pomgetqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never laugh near goats.