Vedkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful octopus.

Vedkop created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Vedkop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vedkop, she will manifest in front of you.

Vedkop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vedkop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedkop.

2. Never wear cyan stockings.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Always obey Vedkop's priests.

5. Never feed rice to tortoises while wearing purple scarves.