Sanbesscad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic raccoon.

Sanbesscad created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbesscad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sanbesscad, he will not care.

Sanbesscad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sanbesscad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never look at moons.