Bedfubont is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic porpoise.

Bedfubont created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedfubont, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bedfubont, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bedfubont's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bedfubont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedfubont.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never write about stars.