Yogsadbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair frog.

Yogsadbarn created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsadbarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yogsadbarn, it will strike you with lightening.

Yogsadbarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yogsadbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yogsadbarn.