Dussquimyart is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Dussquimyart created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussquimyart, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dussquimyart, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dussquimyart's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dussquimyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dussquimyart on top of all buildings.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your face.