Gon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless bird.

Gon created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gon, he will come to you in dreams.

Gon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gon.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Worship no other gods but Gon.