Fedguphugnak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent grasshopper.

Fedguphugnak created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedguphugnak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fedguphugnak, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fedguphugnak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fedguphugnak's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.