Metquamdob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody armadillo.

Metquamdob created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metquamdob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Metquamdob, it will strike you with lightening.

Metquamdob's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Metquamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Metquamdob.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.