Bunyar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering donkey.

Bunyar created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bunyar, he will destroy your home planet.

Bunyar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bunyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never laugh near moths.