Fubzimjap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witty raccoon.

Fubzimjap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubzimjap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fubzimjap, it will laugh at you.

Fubzimjap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fubzimjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if nine ducks approach from the east.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.