Fadlakdun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable jellyfish.

Fadlakdun created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadlakdun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadlakdun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fadlakdun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fadlakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Fadlakdun.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.