Futlad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise snail.

Futlad created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Futlad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Futlad, she will send you a sign.

Futlad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Futlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.