Pangnanpangcab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak goose.

Pangnanpangcab created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnanpangcab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pangnanpangcab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pangnanpangcab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pangnanpangcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never skip in holy places.