Fidjinrip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying dolphin.

Fidjinrip created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidjinrip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fidjinrip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fidjinrip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fidjinrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.