Sterpodtapkamdibquamsab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous mink.

Sterpodtapkamdibquamsab created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterpodtapkamdibquamsab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sterpodtapkamdibquamsab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sterpodtapkamdibquamsab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sterpodtapkamdibquamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sterpodtapkamdibquamsab.

5. Always take life seriously.