Nakvagfen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing centaur.

Nakvagfen created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakvagfen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nakvagfen, it will cry a lot.

Nakvagfen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nakvagfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.