Febkonbug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent hare.

Febkonbug created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febkonbug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febkonbug, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Febkonbug's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Febkonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.