Gadjoppig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless crocodile.

Gadjoppig created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadjoppig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gadjoppig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gadjoppig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gadjoppig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.