Tailbegfodfat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish wyvern.

Tailbegfodfat created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbegfodfat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tailbegfodfat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tailbegfodfat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tailbegfodfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Tailbegfodfat loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.