Zenfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic goat.

Zenfub created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zenfub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zenfub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zenfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never wear yellow scarves.