Madmadrul is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty otter.

Madmadrul created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Madmadrul, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madmadrul, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Madmadrul's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Madmadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about amino acids.