Nullzen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, confident naga.

Nullzen created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Nullzen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullzen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nullzen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nullzen's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about moons.